Alright, everyone.
I've finally done it.
This is Breaking Dawn.
With every one of
these movies, I further questioned my decisions. This one was no
different, but it did do a few things right.
For one, I loved
the cast of side characters. I really wish we got to spend more time
with them. Seriously, it's like the only uninteresting characters in
these movies are Edward, Bella, and Jacob. And Carlisle a bit, he's
kinda dull. But everyone else has things like internal conflicts and
interesting back stories and, like... personalities. Seriously, half
of the side characters could carry an entire show all on their own.
What the heck are they doing as side characters?
Also, the action
sequence was great. There was no over-use of shaky cam, so we were
able to follow the action. Lots of cool kill shots and beat-em-up
action.
But that also
brings me to the two things that bothered me the most. Not just with
the movies, but with the books as well.
And I can't NOT
talk about them.
Magic. And Dreams.
There is a massive
genre shift in the series at this point. I mean yes, we've had it
established that vampires get super-powers, and that's fine. But
these were almost all restricted to things like psychic powers. Like
Dakota Fanning (I can't be bothered to look up her character name)
can cause pain with a look, Alice can see the future based on
decisions people have made, Bella can shield her mind. Awesome, that
all makes sense. Even shock-touch lady I can get behind. I didn't see
it the way this director did as lightning bolts shooting across her
fingers. I always saw it more as a toned-down version of Dakota
Fanning's power, but there's something to be said for Artistic
License, at this director tried to make everything mesh tone-wise.
But then we're
introduced to a character named, disgustingly to me, Benjamin. He can
control the classical elements.
WHAT?
Seriously,
WHAT? Am I watching Twilight
or Avatar: The Last Airbender?Seriously?
I mean, you couldn't give him the ability to use Telekinesis or
something, it's specifically controlling the four elements? Really?
How could Stephanie
Meyer write that and not think “This may be waxing a teensey bit
fanficy.”
I just, can't
even... I mean, seriously people? Seriously?
But that's not the
only problem here.
The other big
problem is Dreams. Specifically, “It was all a dream.”
Our big climactic
battle, where Carlisle and Jasper and a bunch of wolves and other
vampires die, is all a dream just so we can have one big happy
ending.
Listen
up. I don't want one big happy ending. Let there be consequences.
Unless you don't think it's appropriate in a book directed at
teenagers for characters to die. If J.K. Rowling taught us anything,
killing characters is a terrible idea. I mean it doesn't help to
build tension or give a conflict a sense of real risk at all. Gosh.
That
said, these movies weren't that
bad. I've seen Adam Sandler movies that were way worse than this and
probably had twice the budget. That said, I've seen movies with
probably a third of the budget of this that were much, much better.
Overall, this
series of movies had a lot of potential, sadly most of that potential
is limited to side characters, small genuine moments, and stories
that never get explored. I think that's the Twilight franchise's
greatest crime. Who cares about the mythology of Vampires and
Werewolves that they spit all over? No vampire or werewolf movie
doesn't change the mythology and the rules to fit their needs. No,
the biggest crime of this series isn't that. It's that there was some
real potential, and it gets squandered.
Would I watch this
series again? Probably not, but I can at least understand why some
people do like it as much as they do. I think it suffers the most
from staying too true to the books. While I think the romance angle
could have really worked for this series, they really needed to
overhaul the love interests to make it work. Edward, Bella and
Jacob's entire relationships are so contrived and end so stupidly
neatly that it really bothers me. Further more, the shows could have
really benefited from exploring some of the characters and side
stories that are ignored both in the books and in these movies.
You're
not missing much if you pass by The Twilight Saga,
but it's interesting to see something that became quite the cultural
phenomenon and brought vampires into the mainstream in a very big
way.
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